Monday, June 22, 2009

So Hot

Valley, I apologize for my absence, but I'm sure you understand how life goes. I've been pretty busy, in and out of town, and working. At any rate, I would like to give a big shot out to Twins fans for their showing at Wrigley field and out on the town in Chicago a couple weekends ago. It was a phenomenal turn out, and by far the craziest opposing crowd I've ever seen at Wrigley. Minnesota, representing!!!

Today it is going to be mid 90's here in the Twin Cities metro area. It is definitely no joke out there. I love it though, I like it hot. But sometimes I use the word hot in a sarcastic tone, you'll have to figure out in just what way I'm using it throughout this post. Here's my first example of something hot.

So, at this very second, I'm home from Park Nicollet Clinic for about 30 minutes before I have to go back. The reason is super hot, check it out. My left ear has never been flushed and it is totally blocked with ear wax, terrible. So you go in and get this irrigation thing done where they water blast your ear until all the gunk comes out. Well, after an hour of blasting the mission was not accomplished. They put some drops in and said to come back in an hour for more blasting. So hot.
I will have to leave before I post this, so I will make sure to inform you how round 2 goes.

I'm going to Florida this weekend for a big family party down near Destin, FL. It is going to be upper 90's there, hot no doubt. I always have a great time down there and I get to see my sister and the fam. Also, my sister and I are making a video to apply for the Amazing Race TV show. Should be a pretty fun and funny video, obviously I'll let you know if you need to tune into the show later on. Another hot part of this trip is my former teammate at FSU and my best friend in Tallahassee is going to meet me there. I haven't seen Rian in 8 years, so I'm pretty stoked to mix it up with the big teddy bear, big shot cuz-o!!

Phone contracts are not hot...not even close.

This is super hot...please watch for the tambourine guy, so hot



Hot love baby, hot love.

I'm now leaving to go back to the clinic, should be a pretty hot trip, talk to you soon...And I'm back, less than an hour later with a brand new clean ear!!!! Man is being able to hear again HOT HOT HOT!! What an ordeal...there is a lesson in here people: keep your ears washed out more than once every 30 years. Don't use cue tips, they are pointless for cleaning the inner ear, make sure to wash them out in the shower, your welcome for the hot advice.

How hot was the US Open that just finished a couple hours ago??? Not at all is the right answer. It was rainy, windy and not one bit nice out there on Long Island. Great tournament though if you're into watching golfers literally fight the course. Most everyone knows how difficult golf is to play in general, but Bethpage Black is another monster altogether. And, this week you could just tell how hard those guys battled the elements along with the course. Nice to see David Duval back in the thick of things and too bad Phil had another let down at the US Open.

You know who's hot? Megan Fox is hot. Lots of people have a "top 5" list of their hottest celebs or people, and I'm no different. Currently, Megan Fox has the #1 spot by the largest margin in the history of my top 5 list. I mean I can't even explain how hot I think she is. That Marilyn Monroe tattoo on her forearm??? So Hot! I mean, Eva Mendes is smoking hot, and she's getting blown away right now. And we all get to go see Miss Fox on the big screen starting this Wednesday when Transformers 2 is out, if you're excited raise you hand!! And if you're not then please click on THIS Now, if you're not on the same page as I am then I say something tragic must have happened in your childhood, because that is just HOT!! And the same goes for you too ladies, you know you think she's hot too...cold shower, be right back...

And now, enjoy some of the Legend, Joe Crocker:

"Hot town summer in the city
back of my neck getting dirty and gritty
I been down isn't it a pity
doesn't seem to be a shadow in the city
all around people looking half dead
walking on the sidewalk hotter than a match-head
But at night it's a different world
go out and find a girl
come on come on and dance all night
despite the heat it will be alright
and babe don't you know it's a pity
the days can't be like the night
in the summer in the city
in the summer in the city"

Out like my broke ass ear wax
McQuillan